1. Arriving to the party in a helicopter.
2. Hiring people to dress up in tuxes and hand out invitations.
3. Having auditions with to determine which guys from a local college are going to carry you into your party.
4. Starring in a fashion show in the middle of your party.
5. Going with your dad to a strip club to audition women to dance at your party.
6. Having a hangover...from drinking too much Red Bull
7. Your parents hiring a security guard to follow you around your party and make sure that no guy dances too close to you.
8. Flying to Paris because you couldn't find a dress to wear in California.
9. People are scalping invites to your party.
10. Rollin' up in a Bentley to handout invitations at school and then rollin' out.
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Ooh, I love lists, specially when they're funny.
One of my friends(okay, acquaintance), actually taped her birthday which was at a god-only-how-many-stars hotel and handed out copies to the less fortunate people who hadn't attended(or been invited to) the party and this was when we were 7 :D
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