14 different drinks my friends and I received free of charge while I was The Onion's Non-Celebrity Guest Bartender (at The Moose)*

1. Jag bombs (x3)
2. Jag/peppermint schnapps shot(x5)
3. Diet Coke (x2)
4. Cherry Coke
5. glass of wine
6. HoneyWeiss (x4)
7. peach schnapps/Absolut Citron/pineapple juice/cranberry juice shot (x7)
8. Corona
9. Budweiser Select (x3)
10. white russian (x3)
11. Summit Beer (x4)
12. Grape Ape (x3)
13. Long Island (x2)
14. water

Note: The total amount the tab came to was $143. The Moose paid for $125 of it. I'm sure that drinks are properly attributed to 3 of the following people. There were 9 people. :One person had only a Diet Coke. I only had a jag/schnapps shot, a corona, and a Cherry Coke. Another person was a DD and had a shot and a beer over the course of 3 hours. Yet, another person had only 2 shots and a glass of wine. 2 people each had 2 shots, 2 beers, and a long island. 3 people drank the rest.