1. inability to dance
2. inability to parallel park
3. elbows
4. inability to do card tricks
5. tummy
6. inability to tie shoe laces using the one loop method
7. college
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It's real conversation for your ass. So, I was going to make this site called "Ten Things", however, I usually have more than 10 or less than 10 things to list. Then again, I might have exactly 10 things. Sometimes my friends will suggest things. Sometimes I will go on random tangents. Sometimes I should be studying instead of making lists. Hee! Email me with any suggestions for future lists congratufukinlations(at)gmail.com .
1 comments:
Yeah, I could never dance too. When I was living in Africa, the Africans would break in laughter when I did dance. But I always said it was more fun to dance badly than sit around.
You would not believe how far I will go to park to avoid parallel parking. And if you manage to do it, when you come back, you find yourself boxed in. Argh!
What's with the elbows?
Why are you insecure about the tummy? Starting to lose the battle of the bulge? Being in my early 40's, I've given up. If I can see my feet, I'm happy.
I say long as you can tie them, nobody has to know.
And finally, EVERYBODY in college is insecure about college. Relax, take a few breaths, it's okay.
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