1. holy motherfucker fuck
2. holy motherfucker fuckity fuck
3. what the fuck
4. fuckity fuck fuck
5. what did I do to deserve this?
6. thanks God for the sign. I appreciated the email notifying me that my book about the quarterlife crisis came in
7. I'm joining a convent
8. Once an AE always an AE
9. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
10. Yale? Yale?!
11. We totally have to date really hot really cool creatives
12. We've got some catching up to do for the 10 year reunion
13. Oh fuck!
14. bitch-ass Pagemaker!
15. Awwww...FUCK!
16. Dammit
17. Bitches ain't shit but hos and tricks
18. I hope that she's more ho-ish this weekend
19. Oh come on Pagemaker, don't do this to me
20. I hate Williams College. No really, I hate it...yeah, I know I said I hated Blake too, but really I'm not going to look back fondly on these years...Mom are you sleeping?...dammit...yes, I turned in my financial aid forms. I'm going to go now.
21. Dammit to hell.
22. Are you graduating with honors? Me neither. That's one strike against us. At least we went to good schools.
23. I hate my life
24. There's nothing the College can do about racism. People are asses. Welcome to the real world Williams College
25. I hate people
26. I want some pie
27. Hey Alyson, you should Google that
28. Nuns marry Jesus? That's right! God could be my father-in-law!
29. I'm sure that the Jesuits have seen their fair share of habits
30. Oh fuck I have a paper due
31. I'm going to read...and write an outline...and weep silently into my pillow. Actually, only one of those will probably get done and it's not reading or writing.
32. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Fuck!
33. Man, fuck that bitch
34. Fuck this shit
35. Motherfuck
36. Yeah, I'm getting a new computer. I'm already in so much student loan debt it doesn't matter. I'm never going to move out of the house. At least I can have a good computer.
37. You've got to be fucking kidding me.
38. Why the fuck did I send you that list, which caused you to Google ___________, which, well you know how the rest goes.
39. We should probably know a lot of famous people before the reunion because we aren't going to make a lot of money as account planners.
40. Oh for fucks sake
41. For the love of...of....FUCK!
42. [sobbing...not really...however, I am sobbing inside]
43. I'm hungry
44. ...nowI'm thinking he's gay. Subtle gay. Cool gay. He's not going to help you pick out clothes, but he'll give you some good advice.
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1 comments:
I loved this list - reminded of my college days way back when - okay maybe not that far back - but 20 years is long enough.
I have to admit - I was thinking of going back to school to get a degree more useful than English, but your list is giving me second thoughts.
(Just joking. I gotta get better, so I will go back. But I hear college is easier in your 40's - we'll see.)
You Catholic?
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