1. I'm a girl
2. I haven't ever been shot, let alone shot nine times
3. I can't rap
4. I've never met Eminem
5. I don't have a kid
6. My non-existant kid and I don't have matching bullet proof vests
7. I like boys
8. I've never met Vivica Fox
9. I don't even know where south side Jamaica Queens is (However, I'm thinking Queens, NY)
10. I can pronounce squirrel
11. I don't have an endorsment deal with Reebok
12. Ja Rule and I have never had a feud
13. I never had my friends shot after they betrayed me
14. I can't dance
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But are you a hot girl is the bigger question
What is it about your sight that attracts the born-agains?
I don't know. Also, I'm not sure if that poem about traffic lights is about Jesus or if it really is about traffic lights. Any clarification on this would be helpful. Props to Anders for not writing his site in Norwegian, or I would have been really pissed. Perhaps the poem is about Jesus and somehow it poorly translates in English.
Derek,
I think the biggest question is why are you, a 28 year old, asking the type of creepy questions that a 15 year old in a chat room would ask.
great response to derek
Clarification: Any authority, really. We are justified by faith (in The Son, in justice, in being redeemed, in life). So, anyone, do not tell us how to live our lives ... :) We believe in God (not?). And Christ did anything not to let us depend upon any character. He even let himself die.
Take care in the U.S.A.
Anders W.E.
By the way, I made another blog in (my) English, pointing out to you the ten words given Moses. These show how faith is supposed to work.
See: http://thetenwords.blogspot.com/.
Yours,
A.W. Ellingsen
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