14 issues I have with the Mighty Ducks movies.

1. The chances Trinidad and Tobago having an ice hockey team are slim. The chances of Trinidad and Tobago's hockey team advancing to a world championship or Olympics or Goodwill games are next to none.
2. You can't go out on the ice and play without a helmet
3. You can't bring lassos and stuff out onto the ice
4. There is no way that any sort of redistricting would put a rich Edina kid with a bunch of Minneapolis poor kids
5. There's no way that kids would be allowed out onto ice without a complete set of equiptment
6. The refs appear to be blind
7. Mickey's Diner is in St. Paul, not Minneapolis. It is nowhere near South Minneapolis
8. That trophy case isn't in some fancy hockey hall. It's in the Blake cafeteria
9. Olympic/Goodwill/world championship teams are composed of the top hockey players across the nation and not from the top team in the nation.
10. It's against Minnesota State High School League rules to give out athletic scholarships. The scholarships weren't need based academic scholarships because the rich kid from Edina also received a scholarship.
11. The "Flying V" doesn't really work so well as a hockey strategy. Trust me, my JV hockey team tried against South St. Paul. We won the game, but we failed when it came to the Flying V.
12. You can't Rollerblade through the Minneapolis Skyway system. Those kids would have been arrested, or at least kicked out. Wait. There were Black kids. They would have been arrested.
13. Like I didn't get a callback when I auditioned for the movie
14. Coach Bombay must have been smoking crack if he thought that he had a chance in the pros. Then again the premise of the first movie was that he got busted for DUI. He probably was on crack. Disney just chose not to mention that.